Proof that Evolution is a Fairy Tale
My life was turned upside down this morning. I’m absolutely devastated and it’s quite possible that I’ll never eat peanut butter again.
Evangelist Chuck Missler, has explained away the theory of evolution with a jar of peanut butter. That’s right, folks. His proof is undeniable and irrefutable. Evolution is a ‘fairy tale’.
Before you watch this video, I feel that I must warn you that it could change your life. I almost venture to say that many of you will panic and I fear that suicide isn’t out of the question. I highly recommend that Emo’s NOT watch this video.
I love the part where the woman says, “despite that obvious truth” as if her telling us that evolution is a fairy tale that can’t be proven is any different than her belief that a supreme being created the universe. Where’s her proof? Sure, Chuck proved that the evolutionist’s origin of life theory is wrong with his peanut butter analogy, but where’s his proof that God created the peanuts and the men that processed them into butter?
Missler contends that since evolutionists claim life formed when a protein-based, primodial soup was charged with energy from lightening, that the production of peanut butter is analogous to that process. I just have two questions. Since when does peanut butter contain ammonia, water, hydrogen sulfide, carbon dioxide, phosphate, oxygen and ozone, and when does lightening enter into the process?
Although I think he’s a nutjob, Chuck Missler isn’t a stupid man. He graduated from the Naval Academy at Annapolis and took a commission in the Air Force, eventually becoming the Branch Chief Manager of the Department of Guided Missiles. After his transition to the private sector, he worked in upper management at TRW and the Ford Motor Company, where he established the first international computer network in 1966. You can learn more about Chuck Missler here.
Posted: April 3rd, 2007 under Commentary.
Comments: 18
Comments
Comment from Anita
Time: April 3, 2007, 12:57 pm
Had he done that with a jar of marshmallow fluff, it would have been far more convincing
Comment from Graham
Time: April 16, 2007, 2:28 pm
Interesting thing happened to me 4 months ago - I popped the nail of my small finger out at the base while surfing (doing something stupid - I admit). The strange thing is that my body repaired itself by growing a new nail underneath until the old one fell off. To do that my DNA needed to have been programmed with a lot of information. How do you think your computer operating system can repair itself? Somebody designed and wrote software to do it - a designer. Maybe peanut butter is a silly example but I’ve never seen lightening do anything but kill. You’ve got a lot of faith mate - maybe you should redirect it to an idea more believable.
Comment from Hammer
Time: April 16, 2007, 7:27 pm
So, what’s wrong with believing that aliens programmed our dna and put us here?
Comment from OMFG
Time: April 18, 2007, 6:59 am
retarded example
evolution merly explains how evolution was formed when it existed, not how it was created.
they lie!! and the dont know anything about evolution
Comment from the
Time: April 19, 2007, 3:45 pm
Well certainly alien life must have an origin then and if you theory is correct the universe is infinite in age today as another alien must have programmed the alien that programmed our life.
Comment from Hammer
Time: April 20, 2007, 6:37 am
The aliens obviously evolved from peanut butter. Sheesh, don’t you people pay attention in school anymore?
Comment from Graham
Time: May 5, 2007, 2:46 pm
Hammer is the closest - it was programmed by aliens. They are called Father, Son and Holy Spigot….sorry Holy Spirit and they’re obviously alien to Hammer. But they don’t have to be.
Comment from Cosmic fool
Time: May 28, 2007, 1:48 pm
how moronic can you be, of course your not gonna see new lifeforms visiable with the naked eye, even if we pretend for just a moment that that peanut butter hasent been treated with enough preservitives to keep you from rotting for 3days after you die. You still got to realize that within the small shelf life of that jar of peanut butter that nothing would have the time needed to grow and evolve to that significant of a size, it takesmillions of years just to get a single cell orginism.
Comment from bonnie
Time: May 28, 2007, 1:56 pm
Wow this is really really really really stupid. Just as dumb as the banana one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4&search=kirk%20cameron%2C%20banana
Comment from Hammer
Time: May 29, 2007, 6:21 am
The banana. The atheists nightmare. Why? Because it fits perfectly in your hand… just like a penis.
Comment from Cosmic fool
Time: May 30, 2007, 9:25 pm
eh it seemed more like an argument for evolution to me
Comment from Robert
Time: July 3, 2007, 5:49 pm
Graham: Your computer operating system can’t repair itself. If part of it gets corrupted, you’ve gotta reinstall it. That’s because it was designed, rather than growing from basic natural principles.
Also, your personal experience with lightning has nothing to do with conditions on the earth billions of years ago. Neither does a jar of peanut butter. The creation of new life requires a specific set of conditions, none of which occur in daily life. However, scientists have been able to produce viruses — which, though not technically alive, are a primitive form of proto-life — from raw materials.
Comment from Jared
Time: July 3, 2007, 9:20 pm
Whatwas he expecting to see? an ant? Disregard all of the well the conditions of peanut butter are not the same as the makin of the earth. Is he expecting he very first life formes to be visible to the naked eye? surly the first life forms were single-celled and invisible to the naked eye. Are millions and billions of years of evolution to occur within the few weeks of making the peanut butter, and you purchasing it?
Comment from Gerrad
Time: July 13, 2007, 8:02 pm
this guy is a dumb ass … first off you would have to subject it to elements rain, wind, etc. have something breed in it , and over time also means over a couple years to a couple centuries. plus you cant see if any new strains of bacteria were in there or not. also evolution happens with breeding , like an animal gets cancer breeds with a new animal and the new animal has blue skin and 6 penises.
Comment from Bio Major
Time: July 15, 2007, 10:09 pm
This guy is a moron… peanut butter is on a shelf for a few months….
Life took about a Billion years to form on this planet, with EXTREME conditions.. and the right mixture of chemicals. The Miller Urey Experiment showed that inorganic chemicals sealed in a sterile environment and subjected to stimulus, arranged into organic precursors to life such as amino acids, which are the foundation of our DNA.
I learned this in high school biology, and verified its plausibility in Organic Chemistry.
This guy needs to go to school.
Comment from Karen
Time: July 30, 2007, 4:28 pm
If you think this guy is nuts, try flipping
the channel around on television religion.
The things religious folks come up with to
believe is simply mind boggling.
I’m all for thinking, but use your head.
Comment from Scott
Time: July 9, 2008, 4:13 am
I like the stupid comment from the believer that said that it takes millions of years to produce a single celled organism! How stupid could one person be? May I ask how you calculated that millions of years? Ha Ha Ha… Now I have heard it all!
Millions of years! I just can’t get over it… You made my day!
Comment from Sam
Time: July 9, 2008, 4:19 am
Good point Scott. How many years does it take to produce a cell that can reproduce itself? Given the complexity of a cell, I imagine millions of years would be a joke. Probably so far out of the relm of possibility that billions of years would not even be close. I am sure in can be computed, but I don’t have the expertise in statistics. Trillions of years would seem more like it, but I still think that would be stretching it, if you think about it.
Write a comment