Let’s suppose for a moment that you’re a drug dealer and you’re driving down the highway with 43 pounds of marijuana in the trunk of your car.

C’mon, just pretend. It’ll be fun.

Now let’s suppose you’re a real dumbass and you’ve snorted some coke and fired up a big fat one because you’re bored and you’ve been driving for several hours and, well… you’re a dumbass.

Up ahead, there’s been a nasty accident and two highway patrolmen have parked their cars in each lane of northbound I-95 which has caused a nice big traffic jam.

Now, here’s the fun part. Ask yourself, out of all of those cars, which one would you rather crash into?

No you can’t stop. You’re a dumbass, remember? You have to pick one because you’re going to crash, I just need to know which one.

What? You didn’t pick one of the state trooper’s cars? You’re no fun, but fortunately 54 year-old Howard R. Fisher from Daytona Beach, FL is. He slammed into one of the cop’s cars going 70 mph, causing minor injuries to the trooper that was sitting in the car at the time.

Just imagine how fun it was, when after finding the coke and some joints in the car, Mr. Fisher was asked to pop open his trunk.

Mr. Fisher has been charged with driving under the influence, possession of cocaine and trafficking marijuana.

Source: The Times and Democrat. Posted on Humor-Blogs.com

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