Former porn king and founder/publisher of the now defunct, Screw Magazine, has thrown his hat in the ring, announcing his intentions to run for President in 2008.

Al Goldstein is a colorful man, to say the least, and has an opinion on everything. The odds that you’ll agree with any of his opinions will correspond directly with the amount of drugs you did in college.

Mr. Goldstein may not be everyone’s cup of piss… er, I mean tea, but if he’s elected, we’ll never have to worry about him claiming he didn’t have sexual relations with anyone.

Visit Al Goldstein’s campaign website for more information.
“Al Goldstein for President. Because when he’s fucking you, you’ll know it.”

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