This story is wrong on so many levels it’s hard to decide which level is the wrongest. Yeah, I realize that’s not a real word, but after you finish reading this, I bet you’ll think it should be.

I feel like typing WTF? every few words in this one, but I’m just going to get through it as quickly as I can and save my WTF?s for the end.

Rape charges were filed against a 30-year old woman accused of posing as a 17-year old boy and molesting a teenage girl.

Lorelei Josephine Corpuz, from Everett, Washington, pretended to be a 17-year old boy named Mark when she met a 14-year old girl at a shopping mall in 2005. The two started dating and the girl’s family allowed ‘Mark’ to move in with them as their daughter’s live-in boyfriend.

The girl and her family were fooled for over a year, even though the couple had a sexual relationship. The girl says she was suspicious a few times, but when she brought it up, “Mark got really mad.”

The charade was finally exposed when ‘Mark’ was pulled over for a traffic violation with the teenage girl in the car. The girl told Sergeant Robert Goetz that ‘Mark’ was her boyfriend, but the officer recognized ‘Mark’ from a previous arrest.

Police say the girl and her family were shocked when they found out the truth. No shit!

Okay, I think I controlled myself admirably, but I can’t keep it in any longer. WHAT THE FUCK?

Here’s my list. It’s tough to choose the wrongest, but I’m going to have to go with #5.

1. A 30-year old woman pretends to be a 17-year old boy so she can have sex with a girl.

2. The girl is 14-years old.

3. The girl can’t tell the difference between a 30-year old woman and a 17-year old boy.

4. The girl’s family can’t tell the difference either.

5. The family let’s their 14-year old daughter’s boyfriend move in with them and have sex with their daughter.

6. The girl has sex with the woman and thinks she’s a boy. What kind of sex did they have? I’m thinking that blowjobs were out of the question and just how realistic are they making strap-on dildos these days?

7. When the girl questioned ‘Mark’ he got really mad and that was good enough for the girl so apparently she wasn’t too bothered by the fact that she might be having sex with a woman.

We’ve heard a lot about statutory rape lately and psychologists believe that when a mature teacher has sex with a teenage student, it can result in severe psychological damage to the child. I’m still not convinced about that one and wish I could have had sex with some of my teachers when I was in high school, but in this case, I’ve got a feeling it’s going to take the girl a while to shake this one off.

Source: KING5.com

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