For centuries, the people of the world have been controlled by religion and the majority of the world is still religious in some way. But what’s the point?

When you come right down to it, religion is simply a tool that was created by man to control people. Karl Marx called religion the ‘opiate of the masses’.

Every religion has rules that are written down in a book with the intent of keeping people in line. The problem is that for the thousands of years that religion has been used as a form of mind control, there have been hundreds of wars and millions of people have died in the name of religion.

I think if we really want such a thing as World Peace, we don’t need organized religion, we need legalized marijuana.

Think about it. Pot has three universal side effects. It makes people mellow, hungry, and horny. What is the one thing no one wants to do when they’re laughing, hungry, and horny? Fight.

The way to end violence in the world is to encourage violent people to smoke pot. The campaign slogan would be Put That In Your Pipe and Smoke It.

The American Indians understood the effectiveness of the peace pipe. Traditionally they smoked only tobacco, but they would occasionally slip some peyote in for the really stubborn enemies.

For those people that don’t want to smoke pot, I propose a new Feed the World campaign. I’ve thought about this and although we provide wheat to much of the world, I realize that it would be difficult to lace it with THC and distribute it effectively, so I propose that we start shipping boxes of pot laced brownies. No one can resist a nice moist chocolate brownie.

I suggest distributing pot-free brownies to our own troops for a while though. We’ll still need some people with their wits about them over there.

I believe the results will be swift and dramatic. Once the people start eating the brownies, they’ll get the munchies and want to eat more brownies, and the more they eat, the mellower and hornier they’ll get. At that point it will be a simple matter to gather up all the weapons and destroy them. They won’t care. They’ll be too busy laughing and fucking.

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