Time to Have ‘That Talk’ with Your Kids?
A couple was sentenced to three years probation on Monday, for having sex in front of the woman’s 9 year-old daughter.
Now, some of you might be saying to yourself, “Well, that sucks, my kid walks in on me and my wife all the time because the lock on our door is broken. I can get arrested for that?”
No, although I think you’re a moron and need to get your lock fixed, it’s probably not something you could get arrested for, but that’s not what happened in this case. This couple had sex in front of the girl, on purpose, to teach her how to have sex.
Rebecca Arnold and her boyfriend, David Prata, plead no contest to the felony child neglect charge, but the sentence was suspended because the couple told the judge he could watch next time, too. The kindly judge even offered to teach the girl how to make a good dry martini and roll a joint with one hand.
Source: Townhall.com
Posted: March 21st, 2007 under Dumbass.
Comments: 1
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Comment from Anita
Time: March 21, 2007, 11:11 am
OMG - that’s horrible. I wonder if they had threesomes with their neighbor’s teenagers to teach them as well?
BTW - Perfect use for what I’ve felt to be one of the funniest cartoons ever.
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