If you have a question you can’t find the answer to using one of the many logical ways open to you, like searching on Google, asking an expert, referring to an encyclopedia, or looking it up in a book at the library, then have I got the place for you.

Using Yahoo Answers is easy. You simply type in your question and wait for a bunch of idiots, that don’t have a fucking clue, to answer. Here’s an example of just how entertaining and informative Yahoo Answers can be:

Bed Pooping Tramp.?

I am at My witts end with my Girlfriends temper tantrums, when ever She does not get Her way, or She is angery with Me, She intentionally poops in the bed and leaves the mess for Me to clean up and deal with, since Sunday she has pooped in the bathroom floor, and pooped in the bed and flatly refuses to clean it up! We are not talking about a grade schooler here She is 34 years old college educated and comes from a good family, I dont understand where this crap comes from. all that i know is I am tired of cleaning up turds and washing bed sheets, every time that She gets angery with Me.

And here are some of the better answers:

outtonight129 - ew….. leave her….
Best advice anyone gave.

mollygirl617 - give her pull ups for christmas

Fashion Queen - That is kind of weird. She is probably fighting, because she is embarrassed. Talk to her about it!

kidding right? - Do you have a girlfriend or a dog?
First thing I thought.

Doc - The crap comes from her intestins.
Ah, finally a scientific answer from a doctor. Unfortunately he’s a bad speller.

uhyeah - that’s pretty disgusting. you need to tell her that if she can’t act like a mature adult, then she shouldn’t be in a relationship with one.
ummm… he lives with a chick that shits the bed when she gets pissed and can’t figure out what to do about it on his own. Yeah, he’s real mature.

And the number one answer as chosen by the person that asked the question?

Iknowthisone - Better hang onto her, she’s a real prize.

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